What NOT to do: Slouch

No one...I mean no one, not even models (see below) look good when slouching.

Sorry, Monique Lhuiller, but this model just ruins it for me. Her bad posture makes her look unhealthy, gives her a stomach pooch and most importantly destroys the lines of the gown.

That is why I am already striving to have good posture like the picture below.

What NOT to do: Get Drunk!

I've decided to start a new feature that I'm really excited about: What NOT to do. These posts will discuss all sorts of things (behaviors, ideas, etc.) that I and pretty much the rest of the free world should not do at their wedding.

Let's kick this off with an obvious one: get tee-totaling, stumbling, mumbling trashed. I know this is a no-brainer, but it happens a lot, google images has 199,000 photos for this title. No one wants to see or be the bride passed out in a corner, plus you won't remember the evening and you'll look terrible in your pictures, like these lovely ladies:

The dilemma is many brides want to have a drink or two to celebrate the big without going overboard and becoming a youtube sensation. I'm not a big drinker and I plan to only have two drinks (if that), because I am sure I will spend the majority of the time talking and thanking my guests. Do you plan on drinking at your wedding? Or do you have a funny "drunk bride" story?